Valentines Day

Sometimes the thought just doesn’t count.

Women/wife’s/girlfriends will say to you ‘we won’t bother with cards’ or at birthdays or Christmas, ‘we won’t go overboard…ok, we’ll set a limit’.
You being a normal, rounded human bean will think this very reasonable heading off in that direction quite merrily, thinking ‘what a wonderful woman’ or the likes. When you do, you are doomed. Once in your life you will fall for this crap.

You won’t fall for it twice though if you have any sense. Because if a woman says any of the above to you, it’s code you must learn for … ‘if what you get me is small, cheap or you have spent less than I have, you will be learning that celibacy and silence are the least of the worries that will be befalling you’

Please don’t think me misogynistic/chauvinistic, it’s just I’ve been round the block.

Ladies the truth might hurt, but not as much as it hurts us men.

The only time a woman says no and really means no, is when she says ‘do me normal and keep away from my arse’. Or so I’m told!